Idle question: What does it say about someone who ONLY speaks in SUPERLATIVES??
No one has EVER persecuted a politician in the history of the world (created in six days) as much as the media has persecuted me!
I have the BEST intel, and I’m ALWAYS right, and I know more about everything than the experts!!
Etc., etc.
That they’re a salesman.
Or he could send his top investigators to Hawaii to find out more. Perhaps they could first find out what happened to those guys that Trump sent years ago to find out about Obama’s birth certificate. They seem to have disappeared…
And a shitty one, at that.
If a salesman ever tried to push a car on me using idiotic over the top language like Trump’s, I’d be gone in a second, with a laugh in his face.
Maybe a salesman on a cable channel infomercial at 3 a.m.
Pushing crap from Ronco.
It’s your money and I want it NOW!
or
Apropos of nothing, but Twitter is having serious issues this morning. Think it’s been down for 10 minutes now, and this isn’t the first time today.
I just went to Twitter and it has me logged in as another person. WTF?
Has someone else been using your computer?
The tweet is coming from INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!
Goddamnit, y’all got my hopes up for an early bedtime twitter meltdown.
(I think I need help. I have shit to do.)
I KNOW! I’ve been refreshing the main Pit page every ten minutes for a week now. I’m resisting doing the same with Trump’s Tongue-Tied Tweets from the top deck of the Titanic.
Pretty town. Used to live there. Mid-60s and there was a White Only drinking fountain that someone forgot to de-sign.
Oh, despite its many letters, it’s 1.25 syllables: Sharts-vuh.
Forgot or “forgot”?
A salesman and a biznizman huh.
He ran for president (partly) on his business record. One problem: that record sucks
[ol]
[li]Trump University[/li][li]Trump Mortgage[/li][li]Trump Magazine[/li][li]Trump Airlines[/li][li]Trump Shuttle[/li][li]GoTrump[/li][li]The Apprentice board game[/li][li]Trump Steaks[/li][li]Trump Ice and Trump Vodka[/li][li]Trump Entertainment Resorts and Casinos (Trump Plaza, Taj Mahal etc)[/li][li]Trump Tower Chicago[/li][li]Trump: The Game (a Monopoly rip off)[/li][li]The New Jersey Generals[/li][li]Tour de Trump[/li][li]Trump on the Ocean restaurant[/li][li]The Trump Network vitamin pyramid scheme[/li][/ol]
and that’s just a partial list. I’m sure I missed quite a few.
Trump Ice? As in frozen water?
Gawker has what they claim to be a complete list of his business failures.
Bottled water. Formerly frozen in the form of a glacier, I’m guessing.
Or taken from the taps at Trump Tower.