A mere drop of authentic Russian hooker pee in every bottle gives it that distinctive essence that says TRUMP!
I was speculating on the original source. 
Those that Obama installed ?
Well played 
Sad as it is, I could see a market for unusually-shaped ice cubes - particularly in the shapes of cut diamonds and gems. Colored, too. Maybe with inner bubbles of … pick your poison.
(I don’t even wanna Google it, 'cause my faith in humanity will probably drop.)
Astounding
That’s just pure trolling. I’m not even going to take the bait.
For my sanity, I choose to believe that the president has discovered irony.
Kudos to this Twitter responder: “For all we know, Trump was visited by 3 ghosts last night. And told all 3 they were wrong.”
2013? I thought we were talking about new stuff on Twitter.
The first response I saw was pretty funny:
More replies.
“I’m a hundred times as humble as Thou art!”- Weird Al
Is that a genuine trump tweet?
Yes. From 2013.
Well, that explains it- he was much humbler back then.
I’m sure you can forgive the youthful indiscretions of a 66 year old man. He’s grown so much since then.
Guys, I’m trying to procrastinate; please give Trump his phone back. I really don’t care what random Trump staffer #11 thinks; I want the raw unfiltered insanity of the man himself!
Maybe we set him up with a phone that instead of tweeting, just sends messages to you.
Good! He can resurrect the nation’s iron(y) industry and put those [del]minors[/del] miners back to work!