Apparently, Trump may be required to have lawyers vet his tweets from now on. Apparently his own aides have warned that this “would be hard to put in place.”
Who, in this case, constitutes “The White House”?
Sounds a bit like HAL from 2001. Trump:“Send the following Tweet, HAL.” HAL: “I’m sorry, Don, I can’t do that.”
Like taking a rattle away from a baby.
Why did I read that as “like taking a rattle away from a snake?”
He’ll make up for the missed tweets on the federal inquisition. Just give him a mike and record.
Hell, it would be easy. Just set up a cot next to the Presidential bed, and a rotating team of lawyers packs their jammies (men only, for obvious reasons) and spends the night. At full rate, of course, billed to the gummint. Light sleepers only.
They fix Donald’s phone so that when he thinks he’s posting to Twitter, the message is mirrored on the lawyer’s phone, and there’s a 20-second delay before it goes to the internet.
Wait. First there has to be a motion detector silent alarm on Trump’s phone so the lawyer knows when Donnie picks it up… hmmm… this is getting complicated. I’m sure we have, or can develop the technology. Money is no object. If The Trumpster wants to know why a lawyer is sleeping on a cot next to him, the reason is “because you’re so important!” He won’t question that.
Okay, this idea is a work in progress. All it needs is money.
Snakes are better behaved.
(As are babies, but you get the idea.)
He also feels that his overseas junket hit “a home run, no matter were we are!” And took credit for the arms deal with the Saudis (years in the making) and for getting NATO to agree to pay more (which they agreed to do for Obama in 2014). [speech to US armed forces in Sicily yesterday]
Must not have heard the roars of laughter emanating from every European county…
Or the Donald could just grow up and behave like an adult. Well, a person can dream, can’t they?
And pigs could fly if they just flapped their ears hard enough.
Trumpykins tweeted this:
I think this is a reference to the Saudi arms deal, which is apparently set at $350 billion. The phrasing is odd though, like he just won a trade war with them or something.
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The Fake News Media works hard at disparaging & demeaning my use of social media because they don’t want America to hear the real story!
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Sounds like poor President Snowflake got triggered by all those Fake News people making fun of his asinine tweets.
The Donald sees EVERYTHING in terms of winning or losing. Seriously. That is the template he imposes on every transaction and interaction.
It explains everything about him. Even a simple handshake is an arm-wrestling contest that he must win. It explains why he called terrorists “losers.” Loser is the deepest, ugliest, and this is key, the most wounding insult he can hurl at anyone. In Trump World, loser is the ultimate malediction, damnation, denunciation.
I imagine he stands up from the breakfast table and shouts, “I win!” He likely does the same in the bathroom as he flushes. (Sorry, I know, no visuals.) In fact, if we could find someone who knows something about his toilet training, that would probably give us the key to bringing down his presidency. Woodward! Bernstein! Get on that, would you?
ETA. In his recent trip to Europe, he knew he was the dumbest guy in the room (and couldn’t “win”), so what did he do? He didn’t play at all! With the Saudis, there was a deal on the table (even if it wasn’t strictly his), so he could act like a winner with them. I tell you, it explains everything.
Donald sees everything in terms of winning or losing, hey? Then I guess he must be winning the battle of the bulge, because he certainly isn’t losing any.
Oh, I agree. But I think it goes deeper than that. He has been a ‘winner’ since the silver spoon was set in his mouth. He clearly does not know what negotiating means unless he has a billion dollars to hire lawyers to beat you down and avoid his latest kludge.
Unfortunately, with his deaf, dumb and blind supporters, and a congress that just wants to bleed a little bit more out of the American public, it’s working.
Fully a bit over half of us know this. Write your congressmen.
Yes, but he doesn’t FEEL like a winner. Otherwise, he wouldn’t keep harping on it endlessly. He’s not trying to convince the world he’s a winner-- he’s trying to convince himself. And he never will. The scary thing is, What extremes will he go to in his future attempt to prove it. This is where the resemblance to Hitler and other megalomaniacs comes in.
As for his weight-- he’s gotten several beautiful trophy wives (and grabbed the pussies of many more women), so his weight is clearly irrelevant. Why do men want to be slim (in his mind)? To get chicks. “I get 'em anyway!”
And he does. Teflon Don. Just grab them by the pussy and they let you do it when you are a star. He was as surprised as anyone that they were able to rig the election with the help of the Russians. He is an odd colored buffoon that is lining his own pockets, yet millioms do not see this. I truly feel he is deranged and dangerous and suffers dementia.
My state senators are Rand Paul and Mitch McConnell. And the only non-Republican congressman in the House is John Yarmuth, whose only committee assignment is Budget.