Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Wait…didn’t she also say tweeting was his “preferred method of communication?”

Jesus, he’s got a belly on him, hasn’t he?

Yeah, unfortunately Donald, the Mayor of London has more important things to worry about right now than what Fuckface Von Clownstick brainfarts into his Blackberry at 3in the morning while taking a shit. So fuck off.

I don’t know if it’s any consolation Siam Sam, but your mayors at least are capable of acting with compassion and dignity:

[QUOTE=The Independent]
While Donald Trump relaunched his attack on Sadiq Khan, every mayor in America sent a message of support and solidarity.
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Have you read the decisions? They basically say “you say that now, but we’ve been paying attention to you and it’s clear the motive behind all this is religious bigotry, so keep talking.”

To quote Slate;

The administration is arguing that the order is legal because it isn’t a travel ban, so Trump declaring that it is exactly that is a pretty big own-goal.

In the wake of the terror attacks it was made clear to him we didn’t have an ambassador to Great Britain. He’s decided to blame Democratic obstruction.

Democrats can’t filibuster ambassadors. Normally the president lines up replacements before asking for resignations, he fired all Obama’s ambassadors on January 20th with no notice and has made no real effort to replace them. He has 5 ambassadors awaiting senate confirmation, Bahamas, Ethiopia, Holy See, Japan, and New Zealand.

Of his current 559 unfilled positions requiring senate confirmation he’s only submitted 107 for senate confirmation.

Democrats must be using mind control which is him preventing him from doing his job. Those sneaky obstructionists.

He goes by volume. Since the cheerers are a lot louder in toto than the people going “wtf?”, it doesn’t even matter if there’s actually less of them. I mean, it’s not like the people saying wtf are voting for Hillary or anything; he won’t get the actual count shoved into his face.

Now rumors suggest that Trump wants to fire Jeff Sessions.

OK so the TRAVEL BAN thing is a second order issue, but it’s nonetheless a big issue. Interesting.

I must say I was surprised that Jeff Sessions had the (skerrick of) integrity necessary to recuse himself from the Russia investigation, and it doesn’t surprise me that Trump regarded Sessions doing so as an unforgivable failure to place loyalty to him above all other considerations.

“Integrity” does not, I suspect, appear high on the list of Jeff Sessions’ motivators.

Prediction: If Gorsuch votes against the Prez (upholds lower courts’ decisions against the “travel ban”), Trump will try to have him kicked off the Supremes.

How would he do that?

By whining and crying “no faaair!” and pressing his tiny little orange fingers against his twitter device.

With his twitter and magic helmet. You’re talking about a guy who has no concept of how the government works. He speaks of justices signing bills, for God’s sake. Someone is going to have to explain to him that he can’t fire Supreme Court justices, I totally believe that he thinks he can.

Has something being legally impossible ever stop Donald from wanting it?

When Bruno Ganz plays him, that scene in the future with Donald breathlessly shouting “you’re all fired!” will cinch Bruno’s first Oscar.

Magic helmet?

Magic helmet.

Magic helmet…

Sessions might be of the mind that he can outlast President Trump, should things go south.

Bingo!