Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Wasn’t there a story about the Tower of Babel being a Bad Thing?

From the recent CNN article:

So just an attempt to intimidate and obstruct?

Only to those who built it.

Absolutely. With a known history of doing just that. Trump is going to tweet himself right out of office.

God, what an asshole!

Trump continues to make his lackey’s lives easier.

Wait, he wants to build the Tower of Babel ? Didn’t god get raging mad about it the first time around ? Fuck me, America, but even your biblethumpers are ignorant. About the Bible !

See for yourself:

… guess he really, really, really wasn’t paying attention when reading that particular story :smack:

A reading of Trump’s genius tweets might make a suitable soundtrack for the tower.

His take away from the story was that if he builds the tower, he learns a new language.

It’s a satire site.

Poe’s Law in effect.

It might be satirized, but it is also true enough.

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](With 'Ark Encounter' Attraction, Builder Ken Ham Invites All Comers -- and Controversy)

Unless forbes is satire too, which I’ve always suspected.

Well, “depiction” could mean anything. A diorama, a pop-up book that pops back down, whatever. Forbes doesn’t go into detail. If this guy actually builds it, it will be a monument to stupidity, but I prefer to wait until the hammers start pounding before I point and laugh.

That doesn’t read like anything Rrump would write. I think the words came from lawyers.

[ol]
[li]Rrump threatened Comey with “tapes”.[/li]
[li]Then he refused to provide them.[/li]
[li]Comey “went public” about the threat… and remarked that he hoped there WERE tapes.[/li]
[li]Rrump never released any tapes, even when there were rumblings about forcing him to (?)[/li][/ol]

So.

[ol]
[li]Either there were no tapes and Rrump was lying, in order to bully/threaten Comey into silence (didn’t work) which is obstruction, or[/li]
[li]There are tapes, and they would corroborate Comey’s story, and hang Rrump - again proving an attempt at obstruction. So he lies about there not being any now.[/li][/ol]

So we have this latest tweet which does not read like anything that would come out of Rrump. It’s very careful to simply say a lot of “maybe I dunno I didn’t do anything”, without actually SAYING much that could be used to pin him down in court.

It was just written too carefully, too cautious, to LITERATE to be from Rrump himself.

Either way, we already know Rrump is a bullshitter and a liar. he even lies hen there is no reason to. So did he lie when he threatened to release “tapes”? Or is he lying in using a bunch of legaleze to say “I didn’t do nuthin”?

Either way, soon as Comey said “I hope there are tapes” his bluff was called.

I feel fine with pointing and laughing now.

If he gets the tower built, then we may no longer be able to communicate what we are pointing and laughing at.

Come to think of it, just the other day I saw a Se Habla Español sign.

OH MY GOD IT’S TOO LATE!!! CURSE YOU HAM!!

Including the parts where it was all Obama’s fault?
“With all of the recently reported electronic surveillance, intercepts, unmasking and illegal leaking of information, I have no idea…whether there are “tapes” or recordings of my conversations with James Comey”

He did.

“Obama’s secret struggle to punish Russia for Putin’s election assault”

“What did Trump know and when did he know it?”

I’ve had to snip a lot. Suggest you read the whole article.