Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Good question, since everybodyis talking about nothing else.

Not exactly. Jeff Bezos bought the Washington Post in 2013. I can see how that’s confusing to Trump.

I’m sure that picking a direct fight with Jeff and Amazon is going to go well for Trump. OTOH, given all the other shit he’s stepped in, what does he care.

So is Trump saying that WaPo is smart ?

No, the WaPo is not paying taxes because said taxes don’t exist. That’s stupid, anyone can do it.

Trump avoided paying taxes that do exist by losing a third of his fortune in a boom economy. THAT is something only a Trump can do.

Yes, I realize the tax doesn’t exist, but Trump apparently does not. And in his mind not paying taxes is a smart thing to do.
So giving all these tax cuts to rich Trump is in a way making them smarter - and because they are so smart, they deserve to be rich etc…

And why you think everybody made so much money while Trump crashed - obviously that money came from Trump, so he actually supported the whole USA single handed, and as his hands are so small the rest of him must be YUGE.
So Make Donald Crash Again, and everybody’s better off.

Wait, President Tangletongue is saying his own Tweet is fake news?

Forget it Kabong. It’s TrumpTweetTown.

My guess is that he’s referring to state sales taxes on purchases made
on Amazon. Some states, but not all, make Amazon collect sales tax from buyers from those states. Trump seems to be saying that Amazon should collect sate sales tax from buyers from all states which have a state sales tax. Which is a strange position to take when he bragged that not paying taxes makes you smart.

Todays tweets are even more batshit than usual:

Truly a prince amongst men.

At least she wasn’t bleeding out of her whatever.

Mika’s pictorial reply is phenomenal

We elected a poorly behaving third grader - Name calling and bullying. I wonder if Melania is scolding him for this. It is her initiative after all. :smack:

I wonder if his staff has decided to just let him have twitter instead of driving them all crazy about the Russia investigation.

And to correct myself: Apparently Amazon does collect state sales tax from buyers in all states which have a state sales tax.

i guess Old Dickory doesn’t like Joe and Mika anymore. It’s only about a year ago that they were friends and Joe was lobbing him softballs about his golf game.

These are a new low for Trump, I think. Really hateful and in a personal way

So, hot off the twitter, I got a CNN alert so hang on for the blowback.

And to think: His portrait will forever be included with the likes of Lincoln, Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, et al. It actually makes me queasy to think about sometimes.

So what news is about to come out that he’s trying to distract us from?

My CNN alert called the tweet “hateful”.

The (failing) NY Times called it “vulgar”.

It’s both hateful and vulgar. And fucking childish. Something a 10 year old might say.