Gotta love what the drug war has done to people’s sense of diginity. Mo money, mo money, mo money.
There has got to be a better way!
They were talking about this on the radio this morning (local show). The DJs got 80 $1 bills, rolled them up, and had one of the DJs try it. It fit comfortably between his…cheeks.
well, if you * really* want to get grossed out, I’ll explain what my female clients did to “pass” their urine tests… (no, I won’t post it)
“He’s got money coming out his Wazoo!”
Shouldn’t have any problem getting medical care for that.
Now that was freakin hilarious!!!
< rofl >
wring, you could always post it the TMI thread.
Gross is the norm over there!
gross factor wasn’t the concern.
Actually, by the time I got out of residential services, I figured out a way (short of catheterization) to insure that the specimin given was actually the urine coming directly from her uretha. (and without getting real personal)…
Now we have the reason mothers tell their children not to put money in their mouths.
OMG Fletch you are such tripp!!!
< giggles abound >
No shit! er yeah.
Okay, you’ve aroused my curiosity wring . . . How?
(It’s just one of those mysterious female things (e.g. are there any graffities in female washroom walls? Rumour has it that it’s less racist and less demeaning to other people and it’s more about cohesion of the female gender)).
Cheers,
jovius
I’ll e-mail ya the story when I’m at my own computer (if your e-mail is listed…)