Positive drug test from drinking semen. Possible?

Factual Questions
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Okay, I don’t think I buy this story, but I must admit I don’t really know the answer. Here’s the story.

Someone I care about has recently been told by his mom that she tested positive for meth only because she regularly gives her meth using boyfriend head and not because she has used herself. She swears she is clean and hasn’t used since she got busted. She said the test barely tested positive. She also claims she googled it and it is positively true, but when I google it, I get not one single hit.

So, she’s lying, right? He wants so badly to believe her.

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I think Occam’s blowjob should be employed here.

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If anyone wants to see if you can also test positive for Casey’s coffee and donuts, PM me.

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Whereas I am offering asparagus-positive results.

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:smiley: Good one.

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Meth metabolites can be detected in sweat, saliva, urine and serum (the liquid part of blood). I can find no reference to it being detectible in semen in the medical literature (although I grant you I’m not using the really big database at the moment.)

'Bout half of what you ingest as methamphetamine is released unchanged in the urine, though. (That you can find on wikipedia.) I wonder if she’s into more freaky “head” than she’s willing to tell her mom about…

If she’s drinking enough of his urine to test positive, even “barely positive”, she’s getting enough of it to get high, though. Mmmm…gotta love methheads who are into recycling!

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She pisses me the hell off. I mean, seriously, he believes it because he wants to believe in his mom so bad. And now I’ve got that stupid question in my history.

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You misread the OP. The meth user is the mom. The friend is the son.

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A lying drug addict, who would have thought?

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Claims to be “squeaky clean” but is actually “freaky green”

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You are correct. So perhaps she’s into more freaky “head” than she’s willing to tell her son about. I know I wouldn’t tell my son I was into Golden Showers if I was (which I’m not.)

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It is, however, possible to fail a drugs test for all kinds of other reasons (depending on the kind of drugs test) that didn’t involve ingesting the chemical tested for.

This excuse is as judge judy would say baloney

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I think the fact that a SON and his MOTHER are having that conversation in the first place is CREEEEPY. There isn’t a big enough font for the “TMI” !!! :eek:

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Would it help if the semen was pan-fried first?

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We have to ask mangetout, he of the fried-semen-taste test, but I suspect even he draws the line somewhere.

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Are there cases of addicts drying urine and then snorting it? That seems the "addict logic"al thing to do.

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I’ve not heard that, but some do drink their urine. Or other users’ urine. Some even pick their scabs and eat them, trying to get the meth left in the scabs.

Methamphetamine use is very glamorous.

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How much meth is left in the scabs?

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So you’re saying you’d tell the Dope, but not your son, if you were into Golden Showers?

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We’ve already gone way, way past anything I’d expect to hear from my mom.