I was looking for something to eat today asthe cupboads were kind of bare and I found some peanut butter. I wondered how old it was so I looked for some sort of freshness date and it reads
Buy before May 2501r3 2017
2017?
This stuff lasts till 2017?!?!
I think I need to go lie down as this makes my head spin.
That reminds me of a bottle of soda I opened recently. On the cap, it had this expiration date: JUL3001
I took this to mean that the soda would expire in July of 3001. Then I realized that it was meant to say JUL 30 01, but they had left out the spaces. I thought it was mildly amusing that a food item would expire in 1,000 years.
Peanut butter was reverse engineered from alien technology by George Washington Carver. It has a half-life of 16 years, whereupon it decays into tofu, another legume product.
As the Perfect Master noted in How do they get the Ms on M&Ms, not everything that looks like a straightforward expiration date is a straightforward expiration date.
Interpreting it as such can be pretty amusing, though.
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July 19, I went to store 24 to get a soda. I bought a two-liter of wild cherry pepsi. I drank about a liter of it that night. It tasted kinda nasty, but I drank it. The next day I drank about a 1/2 liter of it, at which point i noticed the expiration date. It had expired two weeks earlier, and was giving me heartburn.
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I think deodorant is made by aliens, too. It never seems to run out. How do they get all that in there? I wish everything could last as long as deodorant.