Hey, I was hard up for cash, it was all I had on me to sell at the time!
I would have bought it, Opal, but they didn’t take credit cards or PayPal.
If they did, thought, I’d probably start a collection. I just bought a glass display case from IKEA and I have nothing to display in it. Maybe a soul collection would be cool to put in there. It would make for interesting conversation at my parties.
Wait a sec…What the heck are you doing, Opal? Didn’t you see that Simpsons episode where Bart sells his soul and has to go all over town trying to get it back? You don’t need that kind of trouble.
A soul exchange?
Sweet lord. I really DO think some people have too much time on their hands. Who the hell would set up a site like that?
Then again, maybe people ask that same question about the Straight Dope. 
I won’t pay cash, but, like Ned Flanders with Homer Simpson’s soul, I’m willing to pay in donuts.
(BTW, for whose pity would you kill Kathie Lee? Hers or ours?)
How evil is that? I sold my new kitty’s SOUL!
http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=904
Btw you get SoulBucks by selling your own soul, and that is how you pay for other souls. You get Soul Bucks when people buy your soul, too.
First, Nicky said to buy Tornado’s soul back.
Second, I thought the (original, not Soupy) BMZ moderator had a tender offer in on yours.