Today in the Austin Paper on the front page was this headline:
MORALES’ MOTION MAKES IT CLEAR: BEEF IS WITH EX AIDE BUT HARRY POTTER DENIES ANY WRONGDOING IN TOBACCO SETTLEMENT
The story can be found here: http://www.austin360.com/statesman/editions/today/news_4.html
That story is so freaking bizarre. I’m keeping that headline and putting it on my wall.
Hehehe.
LC
Obviously Harry Potter is not the do-gooder kid we were lead to believe.
“Harry Potter . . . has, upon information and belief, misrepresented material facts and circumstances regarding one outside counsel’s involvement in the tobacco litigation out of allegiance to the state’s remaining outside counsel, some of whom, upon information and belief, have furnished Potter with an economic incentive to do so,” the filing said.
Why doesn’t Harry just turn this guy into a newt or something? That’ll teach him to accuse Famous Harry Potter of anything.
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