Well, it sure wasn’t with his cooking . . .
Oops, thazz right! The nun was the one singing “Respect”.
My favorite is in Airplane II when one of the jive guys has to testify in court; he gets up to swear to tell the truth, and the district attorney slaps him five with the Bible.
Give ‘em the ol’ “Fuck you, you plicks.”
Sorry to hear there are still those bold red neck types out there. I suppose there always will be.
You could say what my old girlfirend used to say - "Sir. That term offends me. I’d prefer in the future if you call me a ‘slanty eyed, rice pickin’ chink’… [dramatic pause}… or ‘Charile’ "