After hearing about my virtual friends for years, he finally started posting! So if you’re talking about gaming, Dark2Phoenix might have a comment - that’s what finally sucked him in. (We’re playing a lot of Left 4 Dead with Dopers.)
Hiya, long time listener, first time caller.
I must say I’m very impressed with the quality of the majority of the discussions on this board. Bravo!
I hope I can add to such interesting discussions.
We can has new member?
Welcome to the boards, phoenix.
I just played a game of L4D with you guys. Did not realize you’re a couple, how cute.
You guys are courteous and fun to play with so I’m gonna send a friends invite to you if thats alright. I’m known as Matsar on Steam.
I’ve already seen one of his posts and agreed with it.
Am I actually welcome to him? 
Just kidding. 
Welcome to the Dope, phoenix!
Received and accepted, thanks!
It’s fun playing together, but we have to be on the same team in versus, what with being in the same room. Kinda kills the intrigue when you’re playing a survivor and you hear from next to you, “OK, I’m going to puke on them right as they exit the safe house.” 
Heffalump and Roo, take my husband, please! Nah, you can’t have him, he’s too much of a catch. (He’s doing laundry right now as a matter of fact.)
I blame you guys for my death on that last run for the plane. And I will never, ever forgive you
Welcome to the boards Dark2phoenix!
Welcome, welcome! Would you like some ice-cream? It’s fresh! And I promise I didn;t put too much wasabi in it this time. [sub]I think[/sub]
But you did remember to lock up the goat, right?
And welcome, welcome! Have some nice pie!
Welcome to the boards Dark2phoenix!
Being on the boards with your significant other kicks ass! Mine is featherlou, who lured me here with promises of intellectual discourse and obscure Star Trek and Monty Python jokes.
Greetings! Yes, greetings to you!
Who’s Squid Wrangler this time around?
Glad to have you here.
Reading the title a different way, my response is, “No, thanks. I have one of my own already.” 
And you believed her?
Intellectual discourse, huh? So. . .was she telling the truth. . . or not?
ETA: featherlou, you must have some persuasive powers.
I don’t need to be wrangled, I’ll molest the newbies in my own time and manner, thank you very much!
:: puts on rubber gloves and fires up blowtorch::
Just this way, dark2phoenix…
Hey, intelligent discourse breaks out sometimes. Mixed in with the bodiy secretion threads, of course.
Welcome dark2phoenix, I know that I’ve played a couple of rounds with you on L4D. Good times had by all!
Well… I did go four years between posts at one point. I’ll leave it to you to decide if that answers your questions or not…