Sounds like a bad day for Mr. Urethra.
I’m pretty sure that crab is tref.
TVeblen, if you insist on continuing in this manner despite repeated warnings, then I have no choice but to send my posting privileges straight to their room without any dinner. There they will remain until you and the other board staff are willing to play nicely with the other children. And I shan’t be listening to myself screaming and banging on the door, either. Don’t say I wasn’t warned.
I once saw Uri Gellar bend a spoon, trust me it was magic, Jesus told me. How’d he do that?
Are you sugesting that I’m anal retentive? God’ll get you for that one, TVeblen.
I want to see a moderator change an Admins post to make it say “I fuck sheep and love it”…
Oh, and I’m so not resubscribing next year!
Wait, Case Sensitive is a sheep and a cow?
Hmmm, let’s see.
Mod - not anal retentive — cognitive dissonace, cannot process.
Seconded. I’m really, really confused…
All the mods are drunk. Don’t worry, they’ll sleep it off by 1200 AM, EST.
…I think I just got it… :smack:
You are confused:
:smack: This is Smack
THIS IS CONFUSED.
You gotta get those straight.
Jim
OK, time has come to pull the plug: this was (obviously) all an April Fool stunt… including “banning” TubaDiva
Smart man, you’re now my favorite.
Right behind ya, chief!
Yeah, it was pretty obvious when the “banned” tag wasn’t in all-caps.
Are you sure? What does the OP have to say?
Seeing as how this is in the Pit anyway:
What a lame April Fools “joke”. Shame on you, Mods and Admins. Surely you could have come up with something better?
I dunno. I bet the mods had a good ole time acting like irked dopers for a change.
Personally, I think a simple ATMB thread stating that TubaDiva had been banned without giving a reason would’ve been much funnier. YMMV
Is it time to start a Pit thread about the lack of a sense of humor among our members? Even an attempt by the Mods to have a little fun gets critiqued to death. It’s really fucking sad that people can’t let off a little steam without some yahoo riding their ass about how they could have done it better, or they didn’t get the joke, or because they didn’t get the joke, it wasn’t funny/was offensive/killed puppies. Is it just “stick-up-the-butt” Brits? Nah. I know too many Brits. They mostly have sublime senses of humor.
I would like to go one record as being one who got it, thought it was funny and appropriate, and laughed all day. If that makes me a suck-up in some peoples eyes, so be it. Suck rocks.