C K Dexter Haven: We love you

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I respect Dex as an acquaintance and colleague, but harbor no romantic feelings toward him at all.

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The bathroom window.

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I was on fire once…and lets just say he put it out.

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I squeezed out too much toothpaste and Dex put it back in the tube for me.

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Always thought he was pretty fair for a mod.

I have to admit a bit of confusion for a few years; there was a prolific poster (and I think a mod) on the Suicide Girls forums with the same name, and generally the writing felt similar between the two. Took me ages to finally figure out they were probably different, and both named after a movie character. (I was also thrown by the SG guy using a pic of John Candy as an avatar… which turned out to be a far different actor than Cary Grant.)

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I was once stung by a jellyfish.
Dex stepped up.

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I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.

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Did his pee smell like roses?

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What would Dexter Haven do if he were here right now?

I’m sure he’d kick an arse or two, 'cause that’s what Dexter Haven would do.

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When C K Dexter Haven takes the last cup of coffee, he always makes a new pot.

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Dex can take off from a moving treadmill.

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Impossible. Dex never takes the last cup. He always offers it to someone else, and then he make more.

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Psst…post 17.

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I know. I’m just runnin’ with it. :slight_smile:

C K DEXTER HAVEN! FUCK, YEAH!

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A stranger once needed a kidney. C K Dexter Haven is too humble to show the scar, but we all know.

I don’t always speak highly of mods. But when I do, i always speak highly of C K Dexter Haven.

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This is a game thread (describe CK Dexter Haven in a few words), so it belongs in the Game Room.

[spoiler]Juuussst kidding! Kidding! Please don’t flog me.

Dex, you’re a great guy and have excellent taste in Lil Abner comics.[/spoiler]

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Dex, I’ll pay you a nickel if you give Idle Thoughts a warning.

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I broke my toe once. Dex came to the house every week to help me with my grocery shopping and chores.

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I have it on excellent authority Dex takes the dishes out of the sink before he micturates. :smiley:

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I don’t bother taking the dirty dishes out

I mean, I’m gonna wash them anyway