Dex ran off with my first wife.
That’s a debt I can never repay.
I have it on excellent authority Dex takes the micturation out of Tuba before telling her to do the dishes. 
Dex didn’t donate his own kidney; he fought Chuck Norris until Chuck gave one his own.
He also never puts the empty milk carton back in the frig.
C K Dexter Haven has been shown to be an effective anticavity (decay preventative) dentifrice that can be of significant value when used in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care.
Regards,
Shodan
He also builds strong bodies 12 ways.
Also, the Most Interesting Man in the World thinks that C K Dexter Haven is actually the Most Interesting Man in the World.
CK Dexter Haven shot my dog!
He was rabid anyway.
The dog … not CK.
CK Dexter Haven is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
Once ounce of CK Dexter Haven and four ounces of milk is an excellent source of protein.
C K Dexter Haven cured two (2) of my old girlfriends of their frigidity.
I bet C K Dexter Haven will point out how none of this really all that ATMB. Also, he gives you wings.
He didn’t fight Chuck.
He didn’t have to. He just needed to look at Chuck.
Nine out of ten doctors recommend C K Dexter Haven for gentle, overnight relief.
Regards,
Shodan
I would never plug CKDexterHaven.
C K Dexter Haven is made of all natural ingredients. Caution: may contain peanuts.
Regards,
Shodan
Yes, but he removes the dishes from the sink, then walks to the bathroom and uses the toilet like any normal person. He’s too classy to pee in the sink.
C K Dexter Haven should only be taken by men healthy enough for posting activity
If C K Dexter Haven persists for more than four hours call your doctor
Don’t take** C K Dexter Haven **if you are allergic to any of the ingredients in C K Dexter Haven.
Dex is a scholar and a gentleman.