The other day, Dex had a near-death experience, and saw God. God told Dex that he, God, was merely keeping the throne warm for Dex.
Right now C K Dexter Haven is in shul and God is beating his breast asking for forgiveness.
Dex went into the Marianas Trench once. In 1960. But only for 20 minutes.
Seriously though, we have interacted for many years and while we disagree on topics at least he is open and honest.
If C K Dexter Haven were to slap you, you would have to resist a strong urge to thank him.
C K Dexter Haven respects your safe word, cleans up afterward, and sends flowers the next day.
Regards,
Shodan
Dex chases the neighborhood kids off my lawn for me. Any time, day or night.
C K Dexter Haven tidies up quarries after people throw things in them.
LOL!
C K Dexter Haven held the winning Powerball ticket but gave it to me when he heard I was down on my luck.
CK Dexter Haven told me what the CK stands for.
Come to think of it, have C K Dexter Haven and Superman ever been seen in the same place together?
Yes. But Dex has a number of robots that can impersonate him when such occasions occur.
I was thinking of maybe pushing the Bible threads again, but there’s no point if Dex isn’t here…
I served with C K Dexter Haven. I knew C K Dexter Haven. C K Dexter Haven was a friend of mine. You, sirs, are no C K Dexter Haven.
Gawrsh, folks, thanks for the kind words. Contrary to the opinions expressed hereinabove, I do NOT wear my red-briefs on top of my blue tights.
Reality: We were helping our daughter and family move, they bought a fixer-upper house and haven’t yet connected phone, cable, internet, etc. So we spent most of the days for the last coupla weeks without any internet connection. (My wife and I watched the babies so our daughter and son-in-law could work. Great division of labor.) When we were at their apt, we also spent lots of time playing with babies so daughter and s-in-law could pack, clean, live, etc. My limited online time was spent on my personal life, and my very limited SD time was spent sorting Cecil’s mail, so I haven’t been on the boards (or seen my SD-email) for a while.
This was purely coincidental to the Game Room kerfuffle. But back now, tryin’ to catch up.
It Lives!! 
Glad to know all is well.
You’d rather spend your time with babies???:eek:
Lessee, having people around you that need tending and that occasionally pee and poop and throw up on you.
Don’t see much of a difference 
(I kid, I kid. Literally.)
I once was asked to baby sit for a friend. Dex took care of it so I didn’t need to deal with a baby.
Shouldn’t this post be in a Cafe Society thread? Maybe Lazy Meals? If only I could think of the name of a mod to move it. Any suggestions?