Leading to the now ubiquitous dry cleaning bag label.
Do not taunt Happy Fun CK Dexter Haven.
True enough, babies that are you own have probs. Grandchillen, on t’other hand, you just give back to the parents when they spit up or need a diaper change. But walking and rocking a crying infant and having it settle down comfortably and go to sleep on your shoulder… man, that’s the best there is.
C K Dexter Haven, you have unsuspected depth.
I’m kidding about the “unsuspected” part but I wanted to post that quote. It seemed appropriate for this thread.
Which reminds me…
I once needed a poster from Delaware. C K Dexter Haven found one for me.
hint hint
I’m beginning to think that might be beyond even C K Dexter Haven’s awesome abilities.
If you look up “Mensch” in the dictionary, there’s a photo of C K Dexter Haven.
When C K Dexter Haven talks, people listen
Told ya! 
I’m claiming credit until it is proven otherwise!
Chuck Norris calls CK “Mr. Dexter Haven, Sir.”
CK doesn’t take Spielburg’s calls. Obama’s either.
When Dex turns up in a thread, everyone makes sure Dex has plenty of bubblegum. Chuck Norris sends weekly supplies of bubblegum to Dex, just in case he meets him.
How could I ever forget that night on the icefloes, after Dex single-handedly saved me from the polar bear by reaching down its throat and strangling it with its own tongue!
Dex, we’ll always have Ellesmere Island.
But, I’ve said too much.