Why would you start threads or participate in threads that don’t interest you? And who cares if you “made the effort” to post with a broken keyboard? Why would that prove or disprove trollishness?
Nope, just had a look in for the first time and felt the urge to comment immediately!
Do I get a clue?
They’re cousins of yours and you’re trying to bump up sales?
Because in an earlier thread someone said that I was sounding trollish through only starting controversial threads. So I’ve tried to diversify.
Word of advice. Don’t be a smartass to the few people who are making an attempt to actually talk to you.
Certainly. Your clue is, pop culture.
Ding Ding Ding!
There is a secondary reason, but this is the better answer.
I’m really enjoying how the font gets smaller. Next post:
fuck off
I’m not being a smartass, I’m being completely honest - the only one of those threads I read at all was the vagina one, and that’s because I saw it in an earlier thread.
You are no different to the Victorians who thought all the evidence for evolution was a test from God.
Google has found me http://www.tommcmahon.net/2007/06/jayne-mansfield.html
Is this right? I don’t know anything about it.
No, I’m pretty sure this should go in MPSIMS, with the rest of the dipshit threads.
I was looking for, both were considered to be very lowbrow in their day. But I like that answer almost as much as Frank’s, so I will give you second place. My own answer will sadly take third. 
But the bold, 30-point “Fuck Off” would clash with the MPSIMS curtains.
Small British Shop Owner is an excellent advertisement for why guests shouldn’t be allowed to start threads in any forum except GQ.
Because Tchaikovsky used folk melodies in his work and Shakespeare has enough vagina jokes to satisfy a dirty old man?
ETA: Well, apparently I overthought it, and had to look up Tchaikovsky to be sure he used folksongs. I maintain that my answer isn’t all that different from NAF1138’s, though.
YAY! SOMEONE GOT IT!
In an attempt to communicate, I ran this through Babelfist, English to Troll and then Troll to English and got “You any by others to Victorians thought entire proof for the development was testing from the god.” So you’ll have to be a little less, ah, dense, in your metaphors.
Check my edit, similarly-thinking buddy. Hooray for us!
It should be fairly obvious. You have decided on your position, and whatever evidence you get will support it your position once you have interpreted it.
Trolling is against the rules here AFAIK. Pretending to be British would surely be being a jerk. Submit your evidence to the powers that be. Or put it in this thread. Otherwise why should anyone believe you?
Ah, those curtains are already covered in kitten vomit anyway.