While the world has yet to provide us with either caffeinated bacon or baconated coffee, the folks at Golden Flake have introduced caffeinated potato chips. Having just forced myself to finish a small bag of the Phoenix Fury chips I can say that I vastly prefer getting my fix via traditional caffeine delivery methods. The chips were coated in chili powder, which would not necessarily be a bad thing, however, one did not get as much the taste of chili as they did of paprika. Paprika’s fine, but this was like eating it by the spoonful, while chasing it with a bit of chili, and a couple of flakes of instant potatoes. Not exactly what I would call “tasty” by any stretch of the imagination. It certainly hasn’t inspired me to try the Overload flavor chips.
But you didn’t suffer any anal leakage, did you?
Not yet.
The night is still young…
And will be as long as you are eating those things.
Did you wash it down with a Red Bull?
I really can’t think of anything more diabolical than caffeinated potato chips. Why? What unholy reason can you possibly have to caffeinate potato chips?
Because you can? They sound revolting, thanks for the head’s up Tuckerfan. Any potato chip that tastes of potato flakes…isn’t one I’m going to be eating any time soon.
Nah. Can’t stand those things, they always taste like warm piss to me, no matter how cold they are.
You act like there’s something wrong with playing God.
Sheesh. WHY must they mess with our food? its tampering I tell ya!
When I was a young whippersnapper, they had regular and bar be que chips! And pepsi and coke. They didn’t need flavors back then.
Are we that easily bored? :smack: