Nicholos Cage and Lisa Marie Presley split after 3 months!!
What the hell is wrong with these celebritys?
"Irreconcilable Differences"
One of these two (if not both) has to have some really weird bad habits!!
Damn, 3 months isn’t even long enough to
piss someone off!!!
They only dated for about a year, I think.
I don’t know why you bother marrying someone if you can only stand them for 3 months.
isn’t much of a GQ.
Short marriages aren’t exactly unique to celebrities. It’s arguably more pathetic when a non-famous person gets a divorce after three months, since they don’t have the “I’m a celebrity” excuse.
Please try to understand! I’m usually not one to perplex over the trivial turmoil’s of the rich and famous, especially while the country is on the verge of Gulf War II. This one however, is just “un-freakin-believable” even on Hollywood standards.
Ask Eve about train wreck Hollywood marriages when this gets moved to Cafe Society. This one doesn’t even rate.
-fh
Hmmm . . . Rudolph Valentino and his first wife were only married for a matter of hours . . . And Jean Harlow’s second husband, Paul Bern, blew his brains out after they’d been married three months.
This thread doesn’t really invite a factual answer buzzz_kill; maybe Café Society would’ve been a better place, or more likely IMHO if you wanted a set of opinions on why celebs can’t stay together longer than a cheeseburger and its bun.
In this case, who can say what those irreconcilable differences were? Maybe she found his impersonation of her dad a little grating (especially in the sack) – “thanyuh veruh much Lisa Marie” – or maybe the fact that she never really wanted to get hitched to him in the first place finally filtered through?
We had joy, we had fun,
we had season in the sun…
If those two young innocent kids can’t make a go of it in this topsy-turvy world, what chance to the rest of us have?
Oh, and, Won’t someone think of the children!?
Does this mean that Nicholas Cage is not as good a husband as Michael Jackson?
He didn’t have the rugged good looks of Michael Jackson.
man it was hard just typing that with a straight face.
Eve-why only a few hours?
They must’ve sobered up.
coughcoughScientologycough*cough**
What about Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra? Wasn’t that just a few hours, too? 
Mr. Blue Sky… Wasn’t that Travolta? I didn’t realize Cage was a Scientologist.
Cage isn’t.
In Hollywood, a quick marriage/divorce is a nice publicity stunt to get some air time on shows like Entertainment Tonight. If your career is stalled or slowing down, this trick is a good way to remind everyone that you’re still alive.
Aw, man, Ukulele Ike is gonna kill me for this.
Off to Cafe Society.
Sorry about that, old chap. I owe you a beer.
Pretty sure that one was at least a week or two.
A few hours would just be ridiculous, y’see.
Rumor has it that Cage and J.Lo are now engaged…