After 3 months of marriage, citing irreconcilable differences.
I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you! :rolleyes:
Somebody began a thread about this in GQ. Maybe it ought to be merged with this one?
Er…I didn’t even know they were ever involved, let alone married.
As Tina Fey said on SNL re: the engagement of Jennifer Lopez and Matt Damon: “It will be the third marriage for J. Lo., the first for Damon, and the last for neither.”
Sorry minty, but you’ve got the wrong one. It’s Affleck, not Damon. I know, they’re hard to tell apart because they’re always in movies together.
-brianjedi
Sorry, I keep getting them mixed up. Probably because they both suck. 
I’ve got dibs on Cage, Damon, and Affleck. Jo Lo is still up for grabs.
Damon and Affleck are talented actors, good writers, and really nice human beings. They as people don’t “suck” though projects they do have and probably will. I know it’s really trendy to hate them (I’ll bet you hate DiCaprio too) but they don’t deserve it. (too bad about Ben and JLo though. Damn, she’d better be nice to him!)
As far as Nic & Lisa, WHOOOOOO! I was so afraid that Lisa would infect Nic with her $cieno crap. I’m dreaming that he put his foot down and said “no no, no $cieno bullshit for me. Is that why you married me? Fuck off” or something like that. She tried it with Michael Jackson and he wouldn’t go for it, which is the only thing I’ve admired MJ for.
Remind me to tell you sometime about their draft of Good Will Hunting before somebody brought in William Goldman as script doctor. 