I guess this means I have to duck Stoid with the rest of you.
And State A and State B and the fictional State of Columbia, one of the United States, can suck it.
That is all.
I go now to DRINK. 
Congratulations!
You pwn Blackacre!
Congratulations!
Yay! Good for you!
Congratulations – that is a major accomplishment.
I concur with the opinions of my learned colleagues, supra, but doubt that Happy Scrappy Hero Pup will be in any condition to appreciate said expression until an uncertain period of time has passed, in light of his expressed intentions in the OP.
Outstanding news!