See, you shouldn’t be just sayin’. Sleepy time for you.
Hey, LOUNE, I understand that Ted Nugent is playing a super secret, but totally free concert tonight at St Andrews Hall. Don’t tell anyone, but it will start at 11 and the first 100 people to attend will get backstage passes.
SSG Schwartz
俺の目！ゴーグルがだめだ！ 
Two. . .
Is that a lizard coming out of the Sea of Japan? Could it be? Nah, maybe not, but maybe.
SSG Schwartz
Three!
OK, that’s it! Presses button to morph into Godzilla.
Nothing. . .
Presses again.
Nothing. . .
Shakes remote.
Nothing. . .
Taps remote on wall
Nothing. . .
Checks batteries
Nothing. . .
Remembers the morph unit was sent in last week for maintenance. :smack:
Ah, er, hum.
(Has idea!)
If you guys don’t knock this off right now, I’m going to tell your mom when she gets back. And you are going to be in real trouble!
Ya, that’s work!
Ooh! So scared! This is me shaking!
((me))
to your Ted Nugent, Schwartz.
Yay, you wait, when I get the morph unit back, you’ll be sorry.
Oh, that’s right. Blame it on the “morph unit”.
Good morning all, what did I miss?
Hmm, semi naked TokyoPlayer, Ted Nugent, and Godzilla.
Same old, same old.
Then stop staring at his Godzilla sized wang.
Or is that a wang sized godzilla?
Well in his case, yes.
My god, the power of this thread is immeasurable, even Godwin’s law cannot stop it.
I could power my home for a year with the electrons from this thread. Or maybe my lava lamp for 3 minutes.
Probably not.
yawn
I had a dream I worked at a plant where my whole job was to fasten 5 foot strands of electrical wiring together. There were also many faucets, half of which were filled with watery spaghetti.
I think that may mean you have issues with Italians.
Fuck, I am a quarter Italian!
Why do you hate America?
Ummm, because my hair is too green? (Sadly that was 5 years ago)
