Only a select few can hold the title of ThreadKiller ™ We do not have an undisputed champion. We do have several persons who have claimed the title. If you truly feel you are a threadkiller, PM me and I will give you the details of how to play.
As the number of players is limited, you must respond quickly. Again, PM is the only way to enter.
SSG Schwartz
I nominate- DAMN OW THAT HURTS !
Is it fair to assume that Kuboydal won?
It’s dead, Jim. Jim, this thread is dead.
Oh, no! No way are you going to get this started again. The game never started and there was no winner declared.
SSG Schwartz
I won.
Nuh-uh - I did!
I’m not very good at this game, am I? 
Not really, but I’d be happy to sprinkle a little of my dust of deterioration on the thread.
Not this month.
I have no interest in this thread.
Here we go again…
Hitler.
I killed the last one, and I’ll kill this one too. I’m a serial thread killer.
Thank goodness.
If I ever have to get a voice box, I want them to put in a harmonica instead. That way I’ll still be able to talk, but at the same time jam if I need to.
Okay. Your cham-peen is here. Thread dead. Go home now.
Pshaw.
14k etc
You know what else? If I ever lose a leg I hope that they replace it with a golf club, because I’m not too good at hitting golf balls as it is, but I’m really good at kicking things. Plus it would spark when I ran down the street.