Great - they moved the zombie thread. Now I have to kill it in the Games forum.
jebus!
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaainsssssssss!
Despite what Judas Priest would lead you to believe, the ladies don’t really want a Turbo Lover.
Would they prefer a guy that’s always breakin’ the law?
Breakin’ the law! Breakin the law!
I want me some Wild Nights, Hot & Crazy Days myself.
I killed Cap’n Crunch, Tony the Tiger, and the Rice Krispies triplets - I’m a cereal killer
gdr
I once went coo coo for Cocoa Puffs with Sonny. I ended up in rehab for two months afterwards. That bird can party!
I’m hungry again now.
Then this other time, I killed Andre Breton, Max Morise, Marcel Noll, Pierre Naville, Roger Vitrac, Simone Breton, Gala Éluard, Max Ernst, Man Ray, Hans Arp, Georges Malkine, Michel Leiris, Georges Limbour, Antonin Artaud, Raymond Queneau, André Masson, Joan Miró, Marcel Duchamp, & Jacques Prévert; I was a surreal killer
gdrvvf
Only a Nazi would say that.
Yes, but did you kill Francis Granger?
I’m starting a band called Night Granger.
Don’t make me go postal.
Can I make you go Masters General then?
Yak Jizz.
Oh…shush. Drink the rest of your yak jizz. Be good.
Notice to everyone who signed my 8th grade yearbook.
I just wanted to let everyone know that, guys, I didn’t manage to get laid in the summer of 1992. I tried, but all your good advice you wrote really just didn’t pan out.
And ladies, you’ll be happy know know that I managed to stay sweet, something I don’t know if I could have managed without all of your support. Actually, I don’t know how sweet I was to begin with, but it’s cool.
I had an awesome summer anyway.
I’m still hungry.
Moi aussi.
Sorry…I’m not eating that. Not yours at least.
Hey look it’s that guy!
That Irish guy.
The guy who started that thread.
The thread that was killed by that guy!
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