Question: Can something that never was really alive die, and, if so, how many of our beloved theories would this destroy, were it ever to take place?
I killed a thread once. In 1960. For twenty minutes.
Pshaw.
That’s not even a real post.
I am very interested in this thread.
Do you have any information on where I could get more information on threads like this one?
Seriously this is fascinating.
No.
Actually I was reading the last one of these that we did and I was cracking up. There’s some weird shit in that thread. I blame LOUNE.
I “Blame it on the rain” ya, ya.
SSG Schwartz
Really?
Blame it on the stars…They burn so bright.
Whatever you do, gonna put the blame on you…
SSG Schwartz
Oh Please.
You’re amateurs.
For I am
INANE THREADKILLER
friend of the fatuous
initiator of the insipid
producer of puerile and vacuous nothingness on message boards everywhere!
Francis Granger’s descendants write me fanmail…I just haven’t gotten them yet.
Is a pumpkin still a pumpkin if you scoop out all the guts and fill it with watermelon instead?
A Pumpermelon? That sounds like something a lonely guy does with a drill, a canteloupe, and a microwave.
And the goat. Don’t forget the goat.
Did its exclusion get your goat?
Reminds me of the joke that ends with the line…
Christ! It’s midnight already
Is it too early in the thread to start this?
When I started the first monster “thread killer” thread I did it by accident. Now it’s a game? What are the rules?
Don’t know what I mean? Check your history.
All right, all right.
We had our fun, time to go home everybody.
Don’t worry, I’ll clean up here.
We can’t go home yet, no one has reached Mornington Crescent yet.
Sure?