Are you a Threadkiller? (Game)

Sure I’m sure.

but are you absotively posolute?

I’m not just positive. I’m HIV positive.

Human Intelligence Virus?

Yah, sorry, we know.

You didn’t get our card?

No…

Morning everyone. Now we can offically call this thread killed. I strangled it with my bare hands.

It’s not dead yet!
('ere. it says it’s not dead yet.)
It feels happy! It feels happy!

clubs it over the head

Right. See you next Tuesday.

Guess how many golf balls I have in my mouth right now.

all of them?

Damn.

S.A.G.T.A.G.

Sumptious Asian Girl, Texas Attorney General?

Nope, I’m NOT the Threadkiller.

(/drops lead pipe into a sink of bleach.)

Nothing to see here, move along, move along.

What kind of man consorts in the night with a drugged up chimpanzee wearing a G-string? Only most of the posters in this thread will ever know.

[DEL]Band name![/DEL]

Put a “&” in there and it become “Porn name!”

I already have my pron name. Raunchy Pierre.

It doesn’t look dead and why do so many me tell me these things? I’m a programmer, not an obit writer.

This thread will not die until a Mod closes it. That is how threads like this always die. So none of you can actually kill this thread. MUH HAHAHAHAHA!!!

we’ll just feed it some tetrodotoxin and watch it stumble around