You made out with it?
I’m betting on just a lot of heaving breathing.
I’m hoping for it!
That’s how you know you did it right.
No really, do you guys sleep?
I’ll have plenty of time to sleep…when this thread gets killed.
Mangled Warren Zevon, nice.
Drop dead, thread.
I just do not think that you mean it. Maybe try again with more emotional committment.
Did you know that the word “karaoke” means “empty orchestra”?
threadoke
Almost. You’re not enunciating properly.
Ugh, hungover. Friggin’ bar didn’t even have karaoke last night either. My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
As it should.
Hmmmm…I think I see the problem.
(opens little black bag; removes stake/mallet)
That’s right…nothing to see here…everything’s going to be juuuuusssstttt fine…
OMGLOOKITSELVIS!!!11!!!ELEVEN11!!!
(pounds stake through thread’s cold, cold heart)
My work here is done.
Elvis?
I present to you: The current Google Ad.
Undo Circumcision Damage
The Your-Skin Cone will make you supple and sensitive like uncut men
TLCTugger.com
Well, I don’t hafta worry about that.
I’m intact.
Beat me by —> <— that much.
Beat me with the reply, the reply – get your mind out of the gutter.
It’s not in the gutter.