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Macdonna shoehorn butterhorse.

Butternuts!

Squash is yucky. That and I miss Homer.

Hey! Talk nice about Ms. Pumpkin!

But her nuts what? If she has nuts, I think she would be a he, though.

Possibly.

Did they ever repatriate Donald Eugene Ivens’ wallet?

Not yet. It’s in the works.

Stumbles into work and into the thread.

I’ll grab some coffee and see if this is still alive or not.

Nope. Now stop posting.

Ah, thank god it’s dead. Now we can get some work done.

Anyone think of having a wake?

No thanks. I’m already awake.

OK, we’ll skip it then.

Ever play with a Skip-It?

How on Earth do you even know of this boy… boy?

ETA: so do I

This isn’t good, not at all. . . .

What isn’t?

Someone is very familiar with squash. This may be why he needs to use ladles.

I’m so not going near that.

Oh, I thought that you had an interest in a married squash yourself.