Call me ThreadKiller(TM)!

If you have to ask, you ain’t in.

SSG Schwartz

:dubious: Your thread? I think not. It’s mine, all mine! You guys are just pretenders.

This will be my first drunk posting of the thread. Perhaps I’ll kill it in drunken fit. Perhaps I’ll pass out on it, and smother it. More than likely I’ll just go lie down.

Back away from fisha. Another thread casualty.
We will see her fresh in the afternoon.

SSG Schwartz

0600, and hangover free. Never get hangovers, woohoo! Ok, maybe 0700. No wakeup calls, please.

Good night, guys. Thread will wait for my loving embrace to strangle the very essence of life from it. I’ll be gentle.

Just stay away from the Belgrade zoo, especially the polar bear enclosure. That’s all I ask. Oh, and you might as well also stay away from this thread, as long as I’m handing out arbitrary boundaries.

I have inside information that Rufus Xavier’s real name is Rufus Xavier.

Now that I have posted this personal information about another member without permission you should probably close this thread. I’ll take a warning, it’s worth it for the prize I win killing this thing.

Deja vu?

The flaw in your logic is that the mods would have to kill the thread directly after you post, so if someone (ahem) slips in a post, then you can’t take credit.(1)

(1)Cite
Office Rules of the Threadkilling Club
Version 381.a, Section 4,791 Paragraph 925, Line 214.

Ever watch the show “Ninja Warrior?” It’s pretty neat.

What a vague title, what’s the show about?

The Wiki entry does a fine job.. In summary, it’s the obstacle course OF DOOM!

It’s a really interesting show. I’ve seen it a number of times over the years.

このころは静かだね。

コンピューター調子はど?フォントを入れたみた。

どうするか?bigbabysweets2000とかSSG Schwartzとかを辞めさせるにはいい提案はない?

Are you making fun of us?

ええ。入れた。大丈夫だよ。

提案って分かんないなあ。規則を破らなくThreadを殺すほうほうも分からないんだ。もし、ずっとポストをしなかったらZombieになるとそのときポストをすればどうだい?よく考えよう。

You fools, this thread was a decoy, a honey trap, fly paper, so I could go out and kill a load of threads with my inane ranting. Here’s a lime to celebrate---->

There was a young man on SDMB,
who said “all your threads are belong to me”.

Does this mean there is no Japanese translation for “zombie”? (I’m assuming this text is Japanese.)

No, it means I was lazy. Also, I felt it was fun to throw a few words you could pick up in there.

Goodnight moon.

are you calling bbs2k “moon”?

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