It is I!
ETA: Dam you SGT! Dam you!
That is SSG to you, buddy.
SSG Schwartz
wow.
1000 + useless posts
you double posting cheater.
See what happens? You start off by cheating at tests in the military and then it escalates into cheating in meaningless threads.
Why all the hate?
It’s not like this was a race to 1000.
I got bored today at work, so I checked my post history. I’ve killed 13 threads, and been next to last post in 5 others.
Not too shabby.
YOU RANG?
you’re VERY late.
Well, not all of us have the luxury of sitting around all day killing threads. Some of us have houseplants to kill as well, and uh, patients and co workers to not kill…
Next stop, 2000 posts!
Oh, you did not!!! :eek:
This war is on!!!
FTR, I did not cheat on a test, I allowed a falsified document to be submitted, and got caught for it. If you weren’t so busy claiming credit for your thread killing skill and actually reading the threads you claim to have killed, you would know that. 
SSG Schwartz
It’s not easy work killing threads. If you were any better at it, you would realize that yourself.
Today, August 22nd, 2007 - a date which will live in infamy - SSG Schwartz was suddenly and deliberately attacked by forces of the Empire of TokyoPlayer.
And this thread…was finally disembowelled in public…by me.
That was the funniest thing I have read on this thread in a long time. 
SSG Schwartz
I’ll be here all week (or at least until this thread dies) - try the veal, and don’t forget to tip your servers.
Personally, I thought my “…” post rocked. Turns out a post has to have at least 2 characters.
Let us all pause a minute to recognize the prophetic powers of **bigbabysweets2000 **with this post.
Truly, all this could have been avoided.
SSG Schwartz
So, who here believes in female ejaculate?
Nice topic to derail the thread with…bravo
Yeah, it’s not so bad.