Ungh. :: picks himself up from a big crater :: “That was a close one, but I’ve got some tricks up my gi” (cut to Bulma making dinner) “Oh I hope Autolycus is all right” (fade out)
On the next episode of Dragon Dope Z, will bbs2k and Autolycus continue their fight for Earth. Will the Mod Force arrive in time? Will Bulma make a good dinner!!! Stay tuned after Karaoke!
Karaoke? Great. Who’s first?
Well I already did The Safety Dance. I even pranced around like in the music video. Auto played the little person. Don’t you remember? It was like 6 pages ago.
What happens if a tread get caught in a treadmill?
I think this thread has already taken off.
Wheeeeee!
I’m back. As a reward for my patronage, tonight I got to do body shots off the 5’7" 110 lb 36C waitress. I sucked the rum and vodka off her as hard as a nun’s ruler, but alll the while I felt so dirty! She seemed ambivalent aobut the whole procedure. I like her sexually of course, but I felt like I overstepped some bounds. We talk every time I go in, so like… wtf… I was so conflicted. I mean, who would believe that I have bounds? /sigh. Well, I enjoyed myself, and I’m hoping she was not altogether unwilling also. I sang two songs tonight: “Friends in Low Places” and “Wherever You Will Go.” The first was received very well, and the second was like also, except that during the 2nd I had punks coming up and trying to steal the mic away. Fuck you, you asshat collegiates.
Humm. Body shots.
Somebody needs to shoot this thread in the body.
We tried. We tried.
Catching up to the 07’ deathpool thread, fast!
I want sex.
This is depressing you know, because you’ve vulcanized your whoopee stick in the ham wallet more recently than I have.
Vulcanized? It’s anything but logical.
Since the weather (thunderstorm), my son (crying), and my dogs (both scardy-cats because of the thunder) have all conspired to wake me up, I’d like to congratulate all of us on keeping this thread going, in a vain attempt to kill it.
Unfortunately, I didn’t win Powerball, but then no one else did either (Sorry, LOUNE), so we’ll have to wait until Saturday for me to buy this thread & kill it outright.
Back to bed now. nighty night.
I think you’re posting drunk! You probably should stop posting in this thread or the mods may catch you.
Best. Post. Ever.
Done with work, see all you blithering morons again when I get back home. Keep this place warm for me.
Blithering? Me?
Especially you.
Bwahaha.
I love being female. I can get sex whenever I want it. Where ever, how ever. As much as I want.
Go in the corner and cry about your dry spells, let me kill this thread.
After I go have some more sex, of course.