What does that flavor taste like?
I thought I was going to win ice cream.
Can I get a dinged CD from an emo band instead?
Bacon.
Vagin . . . - I mean, risotto.
Same thing, right?
The visual on that is just ew.
Oh, don’t be such a baby.
Didn’t you mean pussy?
You dirty talker.
Die, damnit, die!
I know this thread is killed now.
Right?*
- Rhetorical, meaning no one has to respond to it.
Expect **noone special **to pop in any time now.
I refuse to die. I will, however, kill this thread.
This thread is like Chuck Norris…it will not die.
Then I am like Bruce Lee. I will defeat it.
Any thread with Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee dirty talk, and a 7th grade education, hell, I’m never leaving this thread.
SSG Schwartz
He’s on vacation.
I’ll have to step in for him. I’ve killed a few threads in my time, let me tell you!
See, I told you my powers were waning.
Bah! You are a mere lightweight compared to my thread crushing self!
Let’s all draw cute text pictures! I’ll start: <c( ‘-’)<C =======))) (_)/