Dammit, didn’t get the edit quick enough. Here is The Witch Doctor
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Damn, I hope I’m better at creating babies than I am at killing threads. This is not getting anywhere.
No, I’m sober tonight unfortunately. Currently chatting with a chinese chick on MSN who I messaged like four months ago on a penpal website and forgot about. She messaged me this morning calling me Jason. Finally we figured out that Jason is a consultant and she had confused our e-mail addresses because we both messaged her at around the same time four months ago.
It’s about as confusing as I wrote that, but it’s becoming a little clearer now. She’s my age too >_>
Hey, I’ll max out a credit card to fly out there and pinch hit for you TokoPlayer, old buddy old pal.
Ok, we can now add The Reverend , a Rabbi and a Swami. Soon we will have an exorcism.
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[Chinese chick]Hi Jason, was our cypersex as good for you as it was for me? Thank god u’re not into really kinky things like so many others you meet. There’s this one guy who only wants to put stuff up my butt! Can u believe that?[/Chinese chick]
When are we having it?
Auto We’ve got to find an outlet for you.
Sarge I can do the exorcism, I’m still an ordained priesthood member of the Mormon church, even though it’s only on paper.
Don’t forget the duck.
How about Devil Duckies?
No need to get a duck, I’ll just quack a bit during the session.
Yeah? Duck you too.
It was my impression you were going to duck out of the thread.
Well…you see…
I had contemplated it. I reconsidered. I’ll accept your heartfelt welcome.
I accept you back, LOUNE. This thread is to thread killers like Jack Daniels is to alcoholics. (Damn, that should be an SAT question.) I really thought I could walk away 8 pages ago, but I can’t. Is there a 12 Step Program somewhere?
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I’ve looked into it, and there is a 12-step program for thread killers, but unfortuanately which step has 112 substeps. We’re screwed.
Okay everyone, move along.
I’ve let this thread go for 1376 posts. That’s enough.
I’m glad you showed up to kill this thread,** blondebear**.
Nice try, blondebear, but that has been done on pages 2, 5, 7, 8 11, 13, 17, 21, and 24. It doesn’t work.
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I didn’t hear a no 