Well, get to playing. Give us your review in…a month.
This thread has jumped the shark a bit, I think way back in page 17 it was a lot more with it now what it is is strange and weird.
Just because you’re the OP, you can’t tell me what to do.
But here, a half effort…kill, kill, kill.
Are you happy now?
That’s the spirit, lets add sharks and motorcycles. Somebody is sure to die soon.
SSG Schwartz
If you meant it, you’d introduce alcohol.
The beer truck is pulling up now. Also, I have cheerleaders and a weapons range being set up.
SSG Schwartz
There’s a load of cartons of melons and some dudes carrying a huge pane of glass across the road, so now’s just about the right time.
No. Not so much.
Don’t be premature.
I shan’t be.
You know that in a few days or so a mod will probably close this and say “No, [he’s] the ultimate threadkiller.” and something else about the topic having gone on long enough. 
Dammit, I thought you had it, An Gadaí. You made it 30 minutes. Close, but not quite.
SSG Schwartz
So close, yet so far…
I seem to remember someone named…ah, I can’t remember the name. Jester maybe? Anyway, he started a thread like this a loooooooooong time back and then remade it on the one year anniversary or something in the form of a game. He called it The Last Word and it was a really fun read. The rules were simple. If you had TLW in the thread for 24 hours straight, you were “officially” the ThreadKiller.
I have not read any of this topic other then the last page, so for all I know, you could all be playing this game right now, but just in case…that was the idea.
You come in at #1434 and try to marginalize this thread, this title, this life goal?
Begone, heretic!
No t-shirt for you.
Hahaha, noooo. Just giving an account of an early SDMB memory.
Never mind Fisha, they’re grouchy for some reason.
Post for the express purpose of padding my post total.
:aside:
Does anybody actually do this? Why? Who cares?
Can’t we all just get along?
We all have a common goal. To kill this worthless, time and bandwidth consuming, insipid, exorbitant, absurd, ridiculous, irrational, and reckless thread.
Some of us just want it more.
Die, die, die.
Kill, Kill, Kill.
Now, now, NOW.