OMG I just found this website and you people are making my day! I have laughed non stop for the last hour and my kids are beginning to look at me strange.
Ahh well 
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands.
Hi. Don’t be alarmed, but there’s an angry mob of people coming in now to tell you to get this fucking shit to MPSIMS.
Otherwise, welcome aboard 
We amuse you? We make you laugh? Like a clown? We’re here to amuse you? What the fuck is so funny about us?
Wow, first post and you already have Wally and Coldfire responding. Looks like I need to post just to add some much needed sanity and formality to this thread.
And with a posting string of Coldfire, Wally, and myself, you are now guaranteed to see this one make it’s way to MPSIMs.
We went right out there and refused to do accoustical versions of the electrical songs that we had refused to record in the first place.
Zee Sree Musketeeeers of Em Peee Es Eye Em Essss strrrrrike againe!
MPSIMs?? - I have been on the net for like years and have never seen that acronym. Color me lost cause I am just that!
Ohh come on guys you gotta see the humor in some of these posts! Give a SAHM a break, I don’t get out much!!
straightens her ruffled feathers and waits for the rain to drown her [upturned nose]
…the only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
It’s a forum on this board. It means “Male Porcupines Steal Inbred Motorcycle Sluts”.
She’s a girl!
Hey, I saw her first.
So, Sinocent, do you live around here often?
Ummmmmm ok - that totally clears things up for me
Don’t mind me, I’m just your average inbred motorcycle slut w
tousles blonde locks and grins at Wally
I wasn’t talking about you, oh maiden fair.
I was just horsing around a bit - it means Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share
mudane pointless stuff i must share…
bj0rn - did i mention im no fun?
shifts in her seat
Gotcha! And I’ll be sure and post something that you can flame away about soon enough. (I have a bad cause of diarrea of the mouth…)
bj0rn - Having a bad day or something? We can’t all be the life of the party sugah 
…for every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Yep, this definitely belongs in MPSIMS. So I’m sending it over there.
Lynn
Queen of the Pit
Toldya.
recoils
How right you were
Did ya hear the one about the duck and the prostitute?
Oh, you mean THAT kind of comedian…
(ps: Wally can find time to flirt with the newbie but can’t think up ONE clever sig for me? Priorities, my friend…)
I’m waiting for my Wally quote.
Coldfire is our resident psycho.
No, wait. I mean psychic.
He once predicted that something would happen, and sure enough, it did. He didn’t say what would happen, just that something would. He was right.
How do you put on a depends when ya don’t wear panties?
You are making me laugh too hard!!
ps. Bring on the male porcupines
I don’t know about Coldfire, but I’m a peripheral visionary. I can see into the future, but only way off to the side…
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.