A sig for SwimmingRiddles:
I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.
*Goof off a little, and they’re all over you.{/i]
Well, I called Wally a heartless fool one time, and that almost came true… I’m still right about the fool part, of course 
Good god. Are you “clowns” trying to scare away another one? Sinocent, please ignore these jokers. UncleBeer is the only refined gentleman on this site. If you don’t believe me, just check the MPSIMS archives for a thread called “Guy Stuff.” That should convince you what a bunch of cretins these fools are. And tangentially, the goodness of my soul, oh wait, I sold that to Satan about six months ago.
As for björn, just ignore his whining; every day is a bad day when you live on a slab of volcanic rock covered in ice.
…a constant smile
thanks
So Unclebeer, you now swoop in and try to take women from our dashing dutchman and the man with the bionic heart? How cruel. These men have needs!
Not to mention the Single Dad with a heart of gold! 
You’re over the limit, Uncle Beer… Throw a few back for the rest of us!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
sinocent, UncleBeer is an enemy of the people. He is an agent provecateur, sent by Moscow to discredit me.
UncleBeer is not even his real name. It’s an alias. Trust me.
Don’t be sexist. The broads hate that.
Checked out the “Guy Stuff” thread (or rather, THREADS)… gotta love it
How many kiddos, Daddy?
So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute!
Bwahahahaha! Love your sig line, sinocent! I think you’re gonna make the cut.
“Satan – I’ve had enough of your two cents!” – The hilarious Federalist
Yeah, sinocent should fit right in. Riiiiight in. Why don’t you come sit over here, honey? You don’t wanna mess with them old fogies. Trust me, they’re all fifty or something. Wrinkly and stuff. Really. Just ask their wives.
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
You DO know about the initiation ceremony, don’t you?
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Gee! Have been reading over some of the posts - they can be kinda brutal here, no? 
Us? Brutal? Oh, no, no, never. We follow the motto of the Gridiron Club- “Singe, but never burn.”
Now, as for the initiation ceremony- I’m sure I had that flame-thrower around here somewhere… “Singe, but never burn…”
Welcome to the asylum. Watch out for the rational ones.
JMCJ
Give to Radiskull!
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Nah, tell me about the initiation ceremony! Do I get to where a pretty little dress n’stuff?
And hey - I have a thing for older men… don’t tease me like that flutters lashes What makes you think I am young?
Very…make sure you spell everything correctly. You don’t have to be profound, but you sure as shit better know punctuation and spelling.
Well I did win a spelling-B in 5th grade. Does that count? impish grin
A thing for older men?
Aww crud. Why do all the cute one’s say that?
Your machine has proved scientifically that there’s an ancient demon locked within her.
You really have to be asking for it, like dissing someone who’s been on the board for a year or more. (See the upstart “Federalist” trying to pick a fight with the long-revered “Satan.”) Or just being outright stupid. (Posting a message full of misspellings and then claiming they’re typos, and you’re too important to proofread. See “MerlynNY” and “pennystheman”) Or obnoxious (See any item by MrSocko.) So far you’ve done none of the above, so just keep it up.
“Satan – I’ve had enough of your two cents!” – The hilarious Federalist
And I of course meant “ones”. Sigh.
I was just, um, distracted, er, by how beautiful you were.
Yeah, thats it.
Your machine has proved scientifically that there’s an ancient demon locked within her.