Well I am only 27 so to be an “older man” doesn’t take much, now does it? 
snakes tongue along lips with a grin
Ahhhhh… better get the dictionary out [just in case, yanno]… tough crowd!!
Takes more than I’ve got…
Ah well, guess I’ll just have to go back to drinking heavily. Good old drinking heavily.
Your machine has proved scientifically that there’s an ancient demon locked within her.
Honey, you’re gonna fit (i)right(/i) in.
Welcome to the board, and try not to step in the drool.
Catrandom
Go to a vet that’s also a taxidermist. Either way, you’ll get your cat back. Sig courtesy of the amazing WallyM7
giggles and steps away from the wet spot
So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute!