Tubagirl, your diabolical brilliance shines brightly over us all. It’ll be bondage boy in a cage with your caption. I will start searching for an appropriate pic forthwith (the Internet is a wonderful resource).
Name your reward 
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Get a photo from rotten.com and post it.
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Amputee porn. (I’d better be safe, or I’ll have to post for bizarre porn for a living?)
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A bad photocopy of a fake paycheck from OSHA with the office jerk’s name on it.
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A fake bribe check from your company, to the local OSHA inspector.
Maybe you could put up odd things like:
a little plastic bag of the round bits that hole-punches make
a sugar cube
a broken cup handle or a gnawed styrofoam cup
a splintered pair of sunglasses
a bolt of lightning
or if you’ve got any squishy stress toys lying around, the mutilated head of one of those
Just some thoughts.
moon the camera - “I want to go home with my ass in one piece…”
put under the office jerk " My kids" include picture of boss’ kids.
A photo of a kidnapped child all tied up and gagged. “If I don’t go home she never will.” Perhaps she could be down some sort of well ala Silence of the Lambs.
Or just put up a photo of some Chick-O-Sticks. “I really like them!”