A bulletin board was just posted in my office for employees to post pictures of “reasons we work safely”; i.e. pictures of family and other dear ones. (I work for a company that manufactures large amounts of highly flammable materials.)
The managers here happen to have a combined intellectual capacity slightly lower than that of a mouse turd. Example: They force us to read a thick packet of “safety” information each month, including such vital topics as how to avoid eating poisonous mushrooms and how to correctly pick up a box, but we haven’t had a single fire drill in the two years I’ve worked here.
Therefore, I want to make a mockery of their stupid bulletin board. I open the floor to suggestions in two areas:
Pictures including my own face, but doctored in such a way as to cause disdain in the management and general levity among the workers. Gotta be careful on these because they’ll know it was me who posted it, so it can’t be too evil.
Pictures not including my own face. Anything goes here. I’ll post it when nobody else is in the office.
A virtual sex act of your choice to the winning entry/ies.