If you fart near the coffee machine at work, you can blame it on a bad batch!
What do you do at work that could be called “questionable”?
::smiles, nods, walks away::
We have a very locker-room atmosphere in my office. Could be the fact that it’s 4 old programmers sitting around with nothing to do most of the time because of Air Force red-tape.
We burp, fart, swear, and make all kinds of gutteral (sp?) animal noises in here. Not to mention, “EVERYTHING” has some vague sexual conotation (again: sp?)
Ugh… me write code…ugh…<burp>… Go eat charred flesh now… ugh…
Well, my boss likes to drink scotch and I like to fuck around on the SDMB all day.
Same here, Sea Sloth, except my boss drinks coffee.
Us systems people also enjoy cracking on the goofball programmers.
Dang operators think you’re all high and mighty because you know how to use Winblows.
I’ve got a vbs for ya. How 'bout some assembler. Hehehe 
j/k.