Calling the cops on your child.

I wouldn’t have a problem with my 16-year old smoking weed to begin with. Selling it is another story. So is assaulting me.

I’ve smoked weed maybe a dozen times. Guess its effects must be really underestimated, huh? :smiley:

I agree. Nothing says “parental integrity” like stealing your kid’s weed and smoking it yourself. Hell, if you can’t afford a little doobiage this week, why not just dip into his wallet or savings account?

Great idea. :smiley:

I’ll do that while I’m planting a murder weapon in his dresser.