Men are soothed by pictures of meat.
I don’t know if it’s true, but a nice picture of a Thanksgiving table makes me want to kill my boss a little less.
Does it work on vegan men?
I don’t know. Tofu with grill marks doesn’t do much for me.
What effect would SPAM have?
It makes men want to empty their-mail inboxes.
Or their stomachs.
Hmm, I don’t know. You may be a little less soothed, and less manly, after you read through this.
Less manly indeed. I almost went gay for a second.
It makes your penis grow to 14 inches while it lowers your mortgage payment.
Men are soothed by meat or men like their meat soothed?
Just want to be clear on this.
Both, preferably at the same time.
There’s GOT to be porn based on this.
White sauce, anyone?