Suddenly… (Why does everything start suddenly? Isn’t there anything gradual in this game? Oh wait, no, of course not, that would make it much slower paced!)
But anyway, suddenly, something happens, something small and inconsequential, in a far off place that has nothing to do with this game. I just wanted to post. Hi everybody.
::gets slammed in face with a pie from Idiotboy::
Yeah, I needed that. Uh, everyone gets their choice of Ice cream cones and/or a two liter of coke, just send a SASE to
The Funny Guy, Y’know, Fern Or Plant Or Something
1600 Pensylvania Ave.
Washington D.C.
or another objective?? come on, I mean, personally, I think Cecil would be honoured to hand feed Nymysys, well, I know I would be, so I’m inclined to take her word for it, and it’s idiotboy who’s thrown in the dummy to throw us all off the track!!!
returns to look for Cecil and the calvinball but runs into Nym instead
What the heck am I doing playing games?
dips Nym and kisses her deeply
You know you probably havent fully recovered. It must be my turn to hand feed you…
loses GROSS membership (but in the best way possible)
leads the cute Nym away
1986: The shuttle Challenger explodes, Chernobyl nuclear disaster, Halley’s Comet, Lt. Col. Oliver North pleaded the fifth amendment before a Senate panel, Prince Andrew marries Fergie, A US federal appeals court ruled that Wicca was a religion protected by the Constitution, Mike Tyson became the youngest heavyweight champion in history (20), Cary Grant died, Dollywood, a theme park owned by country singer Dolly Parton, opened, the first McDonald's Hamburger restaurant opened in Rome
Oh, my. Can I ditch Cecil for dpr? Cecil is the Grand Exalted One. The Fearless Leader. The Personification of All That Is Good and Holy. The Scourge of All That Need to Have The Smackdown Put On Them. The…
ummm, did we just lose two players?? is that what just happened??? dpr!!, Nym!!, you can’t do that!!! we tied her down! we had Cecil!!! dpr, you’re nothing but a pirate!!! … oh, yeah, right
but anyway
I believe the game has slipped into some temporal loop, where everyone has gone off to watch an exciting cricket match between the inhabitants of the M34 galaxy and the All-Star Dentist team.
This sillyness must stop! Cecil is probably cold, and hungry, and lonely, and you people aren’t helping the situation!