CALVINBALL TEAMS!

Okay, we’re starting a SDMB calvinball game!

Alright, this is how it’ll work, this thread is all about choosing teams. (They’ll probably get really reworked over time, and probably even during the game. It’s just the way calvinball is.) If you remember from Calvin And Hobbes, this was the game that lacked rules, and it was made up as it went along. That’s what we’ll do too.

What we’ll do, is we’ll give you a scenario, location, and what you do is try and either do something specific, or just wreak havoc. We’ll have a “Ref” and he’ll award points based on things teams are doing to themselves and others.

This thread is for teams: Calvin Vs. Hobbes.
People can post if they want to be on Calvin’s team, or if they want to be on Hobbes’ team. We’ll work out the exact team standings (we’ll at least TRY to be even) and once that’s figured, we’ll go to the ABILITIES thread. People who want to be the Ref can post here also.

Abilities:
Everyone gets one special ability. Choose wisely, and Abilities can be rejected by the “Ref” if they seem to be a little unfair (“I can’t lose!” is not acceptable). Ref MUST give a reason for rejecting an ability, and “because I don’t like them” is not a reason. Examples for a Ability: Bag Of Many Things (reach into a bag, pull out what you want), Exploding body, invisibility, hear anything, smell anything, etc. Abilities may be used at any time, but if that’s all you do, you will be ostracized by your loved ones and tossed into a lake of fire. And it makes the game boring, so don’t just do that.

Teams: Teams of Inestimable Size will occur, I assume, so try and remember who is on your team and not. It doesn’t really matter if you remember anyway, people are often working toward their own goals (enacting revenge on whoever hit you over the head with that mallet three posts ago will be a common goal.)

Posts: You are only one person, there’s only so much you can do in a certain length of time, so don’t go around doing 50 actions in a post please. Players who do this will also be ostracized and tossed into a lake of fire, but this time once they get out, they will be pushed in again.

Refs: The ref decides points, and throws in certain things to screw up the mix. Refs, remember this: When things go wrong, cheat. If something is going on that you don’t like because it seems unfair in any way, you can send a player to the moon in the blink of an eye. You have that power, use it wisely. If a ref abuses that power (Does whatever the hell he pleases, without regard to the game), a player can put it up in a thread, and if we deem fit, we’ll appoint a new Ref.

I know this sounds like a far fetched idea, but I think that we’re all smart people that like to do dumb things, and this is just that.

The first game will be a capture-the-flag type game, but whoever said the game will end once the flag is caught…

I’m on Team Number Three. (What? It’s Calvinball!)

That’s the spirit!

I’m on Team September.

I’m going to be a double agent that’s secretly working for the first team as a quadruple agent though I’m actually part of Team 3 AND September and I’m your only friend tho I’m not actually your friend tho I’m a little glowing friend and actually I am…

1910: Dali Lama flees from the Chinese, Nother Theresa born, Florence Nightengale dies.

I want to play left center half for Calvin’s transmogrifiers, and I can raise my hand and anything thrown/shot/flying toward me rebounds back at the sender!

 I start by throwing a water balloon at Welfy!

Okay, all the funny teams stuff… I’d kinda like the game to START organized, even though I don’t want it to stay that way. Lurker’s got a good idea for transmogrifying too, so everyone, keep this stuff in mind. Everyone just start on either team Calvin or Hobbes

I’d rather be on Hobbes’s team, because if people piss him off, he eats them!

Okay…I can shoot lightening bolts out of my fingers ala Emperor Palpatine from Return of the Jedi.
And I have wings. And I can be invisible, but only when it’s raining.

Ahhh! Only one ability please, and that’s not this thread…

I’ll be on Calvin’s team. My special ability is the ability to transit the backwards-hopping-while-blindfolded zone the fastest. I also hold the record for stealing 7th base (Twice in one inning).

Maybe there could be a third team made up of members of GROSS? Three way Calvinball could be fun!

Okay…I’d like a magic pair of wings. They make me invisible when it rains, and give me the power to make people sneeze when it’s not.
Does that count?

But what about when it gets too boring?

Alright, when it gets to boring, the ref calls the game off, we end it. But, please, save your ABILITIES FOR THE ABILITIES THREAD! I’ll make that thread when everyone is on a team.

Why, why did I attempt this as a newbie… Lord only knows…

Just wanted to mention that Team Number Three is a wholly owned subsidiary of CalvinCorp, Ltd., until such time as it isn’t.

And I’ve got a really cool special ability, but I’m going to wait until the other thread like Totoro told me to. :stuck_out_tongue:

Thank you Gadarene, you just made my day a whole lot less stressful.

I’m going to leave this thread going for about a week, so next friday is the cutoff point for joining the game, so JOIN NOW! And then wait for the Abilities thread.

Okay, but won’t the mods get pissed if we start another thread?

Well, like I said, I’m on Hobbes team.

I’m on team Spaceman Spiff! (and in case we end up posting powers here, I am made out of rubber, so anything you say (or do) bounces off of me and sticks to you…well, hits you and from there anything goes.

Now we’re really talking! Tho I think I’ll be on Hobbes team top start with (see above post) cos he secretly likes smooches and would be more understanding if one were to ‘defect’ to the GROSS team for … um… team interaction.

1912: Gene Kelly born, Elvis' mother born, 1st US feature film produced (Oliver Twist), 'Tarzan of the Apes' written, Fenway Park built

If I may play, I’ll be on Hobbes team. Although Susie may bribe me to any given side at any given moment.

I want to be on Hobbes’ team too.

I’m caffeinated water boy. I toss BAWLS out to whichever team is winning at the moment. To start, I’m on Team Calvinnn.

I’ll wait to tell yinz my special ability in the next thread. (And, NO, it will have nothing to do with Adam Sandler!)