CALVINBALL TEAMS!

I’ll go to the team that has the fewest members come Friday. So far I think it’s Calvin.

As a Calvin & Hobbes junkie, I have to play. I’ll be on Calvin’s team, if anyone wants me. Tygr better get his ass in gear and volunteer for the Hobbes team, considering he’s a tygr.

Team Hobbes for me!!

I’m with the Spiff’s.

Okay, any and all references will make you on the team that most suits it, so Pinky’s on calvins team, unless things don’t work that way…

Yet again, thanks for being cooperative everyone, this is a big project (That, so far, I’m just making up as I go along). Hey, Kat, you should make one of my missions or whatever to be actually completing this.

STILL ROOM FOR ONE MORE REF!

I’ll be gone saturday and early sunday, so don’t let this fall into a hole while I’m away please. Thanky!
C’mon REFS! One more!

Well, since no one has asked yet, can I be a ref and a player? Huh? Can I?!?

All RIGHT… I’ve brought masks (sorry, no one’s allowed to question the masks) and I’ve brought flags. Through the door, line on the left, one mask each.

(Do you HAVE to ask which team I’m on? The stripey, fuzzy one with all the “slimy girls”! [sub]Yow-wow…muchas smoochas![/sub])

I notice a coupl’a things missing, though.

First and formosa, the anthem:
[sub]Feel free to harmonize on the rumma-tum-tums.[/sub]
Other kids games are all such a bore!
They’ve gotta have rules and they gotta keep score!
Calvinball is better by far!
It’s never the same! It’s always bizzare!
You don’t need a team or a referee![sub]Okay, scratch that last bit.[/sub]
You know that it’s great, 'coz it’s named after ME!

(Go ahead and add yer own verses. Since the OP’s gone, I’m declaring an anarchy weekend and changing what’s allowed in this thread. No Rules? Just right…)

Thirdially, I’m declarin’ myself team captain. Nobody’s more qualified, 'cept those what’s bigger’n me. Miss Spider-Chick, you can be co-captain, 'coz you invited me here, not to mention the fact that I’m a leg man, and man you got legs!

Okay, team, now that I’m here y’all gotta sing the team salute, which I stole… er, BORROWED from our founder/mascot. An’ a-one, an’ a-two…

Three cheers for First Tygr and el Presidente,
Tygr, the delight of all cognoscenti!
He’s savvy! He has a prodigious… um, IQ!, [sub]Sorry, went Freudian there for a moment.[/sub]
…and lots of panache, as all tigers do!
In his fancy chapeau, he’s a leader with taste!
May his orders be heeded and his views be embraced!
Now, abilities…abilities… Where’d I put that gamma ray machine? No, on second tought, I’d better not. Orange-and-black stripes would look TERRIBLE with green skin - MAJOR fashion fox-pass…

Oh, and to further this train-wreck-of-a-hijack, one last bit of unfinished biz-ness…

Hey, WOLVIE!

(a five-foot wide snowball plasters Wolverine square in his enormous pie-hole)

YER GOIN’ DOWN! BWAAA-HA-HA-HA[sub]cough![/sub]

Okay, then…Same time next week, right?

[cheesy]What the heck was in his catnip this morning[/cheesy]

iampunha, here’s $350 in flaxscript.
idiotboy, here’s $500 in hempscript.


I have a Transmogrifier, and I’m not afraid to use it!

Well, it sounds like there’s a ref spot left, but I’m not gonna be in it… hehehehe

I will be with the Spifs, as they seem to have the least people. For the record, during the game I have decided to use an alternate body…

I will be a T-Rex.

In an F-14.

The Spiff’s The Slimy’s
lurkernomore Guinastasia
Rysdad dpr
Gadarene Blackclaw
thinksnow orion007
SpinneZiege Kat
snac bagkitty
Girl Next Door cykrider
screech-owl Balance
rundogrun wyldelf
Wolverine Nymysys
Deacons Trucked Turpentine
Dr.Pinky Spider Woman co-captain
Tristan Stupendous man
DigitalMuse
Tygr - captain

Ref’s: iampunha & idiotboy
(You guys get the baksheesh ok?)

The Spiff’s
lurkernomore
Rysdad
Gadarene
thinksnow
SpinneZiege
snac
Girl Next Door
screech-owl
rundogrun
Wolverine
Deacons Trucked
Dr.Pinky
Tristan

The Slimy’s
Guinastasia
dpr
Blackclaw
orion007
Kat
bagkitty
cykrider
Balance
wyldelf Nymysys
Turpentine
Spider Woman co-captain
Stupendous man
DigitalMuse
Tygr – captain

Whoa! Thanks Dr.Pinky! That’ll make my job easier much later on… Wait a sec… Anarchy weekend? Oh, it’ll be much longer than an anarchy weekend.

lurknomore is our left center half, but we need a captain.

I nominate T.Rex.

Also, pre-emptive taunts are obligatory in Calvinball, so neener, neener. (prepare to be slimed, oh slimy ones.)

Can we use my ball? It’s pink and it has 12, 16…dodeca… many sides. Good, random bounces.

I always got chosen last for everything else on sports teams! Thanks, Tygr!

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Remember people, only 1 ref spot left! I feel the need to constantly remind people, because no one seems to want to do it… But there’s all the power that comes with it! You can CHEAT! You know you want it… I can see it in your greedy little eyes…

Well, can I?

Let me think about that. No.

:eek: :mad:
[sub]So close, so close…[/sub]