I don’t know a single straight male that doesn’t appreciate when the “turkey’s done”. That is usually pretty sexy.
I don’t mind seeing a woman smuggling peas, but camel toe is just too. . .anatomic for me.
People got a problem with “meat curtains”? Perhaps we should use the medical term: cunt flaps.
How about “spam purse”?
http://rathergood.kewlio.net/flash/thinking_about.swf (not linked because I can’t remember if it’s SFW or not.)
Camel toe? Meat Curtain? MOOSE KNUCKLE? Here I was trying to figure out why this woman would be wearing sandals in the middle of December! :smack:
I have never heard of one until today, nor have I ever observed one (obvious since I wasn’t looking for them). And just in case anyone else out there hasn’t heard of them either, lemme warn you that you probably don’t want to look it up on the net if you’re sitting in the middle of a university computer lab.
As far as your prevention question goes, Greathouse, I am going to say a tentative no, it probably can’t be prevented.
It is almost impossible for women to find a pair of jeans that fits them everywhere. For example, I have to buy them to fit my hips, yet end up with a ton of space in the waist.
Could be that this woman:
- Didn’t know.
- Didn’t care.
- Can’t help it because having a, um, camel toe, is the tradeoff for having a pair of jeans that makes her butt look great.
On preview, I see that I need to get out of the lab before I’m thrown out for laughing. Meat curtains? Smuggling peas? Spam purse?
PIGS, all of ya’ll!
Further hikjacking - why the hell do some men wear biking shorts at the gym with their t-shirts tucked into them?? Perhaps another attempt to assure all women that yes, even though they’re in biking shorts, they do have balls? (A former co-worker of mine used to call biking shorts on men nut-huggers) Ewww…
Okay, back on track - I am a woman and I do check for camel toe, no matter what type of pants I’m trying on, but especially on side-zip pants. I don’t know how some women can walk around with camel toe because it sure the hell isn’t comfortable! Well, not for me, anyway.
Hmmm… I’ve heard the phenomenon called “moose lip,” but never “moose knuckle.”
The phenom is AKA “smuggling a yo-yo.”
You’re right. They should have said clown’s pocket.
Or wizard’s cuff.
I suppose it’s time for the obligatory link to THE camel toe site:
It’s pretty much work safe.
At least he didn’t say PISS FLAPS. 
I always thought that “yo-yo smuggling” was in reference to when a woman was “in her moon” due to the hanging string.
Oh well. Learn something everyday, I reckon.
I dunno, I was more bothered by the “seperated by a well worn and discolored seam of demin” bit. That’s just plain 'ol NASTY.
Where the throwing-up smiley when you need it? ::shudder::
Mmmm… two crispy strips of bacon…
Damn skippy it’s not work safe. My coworkers are looking at me funny because I just exclaimed “Wow! Look at all the yummy cunts!”
Prudes.
Ya know, you’re right, that’s also pretty frigging awful. But the immediate visceral impact of the phrase MEAT CURTAIN hit me so hard I forgot about that phrase. ::shudder::
I openly admit that I did not phrase some of my OP in the kindest of terms. But this is the pit and most of my female friends will get down in the mud an wallow around with the rest of us pigs. I even heard one of my friends describe her well used vagina as now looking like an Arby’s roast beef sandwich. And that was one of her more tactful comments.
Sorry if some of you were put off by the common yet crude phrases I chose to use in the OP. No harm, no foul.
I knew a gay guy in college who had the most disgusting terms and descriptions of a vagina of anyone I knew in my life.
“meat curtains” would have been a jumping off point for him.
I think he was free to let himself go with it because he knew he’d never have to face one.
There is no way that this lady doesn’t know that her anatomy’s on display. If she can manage to get a camel toe with jeans, that means they are WAY too tight. And if the matierial is embedded as far as you say, she can definitely feel it. Methinks she’s trying to attract attention to herself, and it looks like she got it. Quite a tasteless way to go about it, though, IMO.
::off to sell my Arby’s stock before it’s too late::
C’mon…whose uglies are uglier? Men aren’t exactly sporting the asthetically pleasant equipment, either. And at least women keep most of it tucked away so it’s not all waving like a flag in the breeze.