Dan Savage (gay sex advice columnist) once said he thought a vagina looked like (paraphrased) “a canned ham dropped from a great height”. He got a bunch of angry letters. It was hilarious.
Well, that’s the point.
She *is * waving it around, or the equivalent anyway.
*Elenia28, who not only never wears clothes tight enough to display camel toe, shudders at the name and wonders who the hell came up with it anyway.
The “camel toe” is often seen in summer, as well: many women do not realize that when a bikini bottom lacks a liner, and the material is lght-colored, emerging from the water often produces a spectacular display of camel toe.
And it’s great!
It’s not like it’s a great stretch of the imagination. An actual camel’s toe.
The first time I was aware of camel toe was 7th grade and it was my geography teacher. Skinny Swedish woman IIRC. She didn’t like me and I didn’t like her so when she walked up to my desk with her obvious camel toe inches from my face I was… conflicted.
Now headlights, 
TLL’s headlights don’t turn off. Hell, they don’t even have a low setting. God I love that woman.
Is it not written that it is easier for a rich man to enter heaven’s gates, than to get a seam of demin into a camel’s toe?
Oh, I understand that it looks like one. It’s just a gross thought. I only learned the term a few months ago, and I still instinctively think of the animal before the…woman.
I’ve got a friend who has this problem in rowing clothes (tight lycra shorts). She obsesses over it endlessly and always grabs a T-shirt as soon as we’re out of the boat. It seems to happen for several reasons:
Tight pants (the aforementioned lycra) aggravated by her long torso. The rest of the fit is Ok but the rise isn’t long enough.
Going commando so there isn’t much fabric to help hide the affliction. I never have this problem in the same shorts and I never go sans undies. (underwear was invented for a reason)
Extreme trimming. If you don’t have any hair down there, you’re a lot more likely to get camel toe.
Some women are just bigger there. There was a recent NYTimes article about the rise of “labiaplasty” or labia reduction surgery. Evidently, young women are really concerned about this. I think it’s horrible that here’s yet another body part to obsess over endlessly.
Anyway, I think it looks kinda vulgar and should definitely be checked for before leaving the house…
I can’t tell when the ladies are at attention (which is mainly why I wear padded bras, because I’m paranoid about that sort of thing), but I can definitely tell when I have a camel toe, and I would think the same would be true especially in jeans. How does she sit down without giving herself an episiotomy?
WDVE Pittsburgh did their very own version of the song Camel Toe in order to express their fascination with some items.
Personally, I make very sure that my bacon wings aren’t visible to anyone unless I’m naked in front of them.
Male toe is no less disgusting, as I really do not care to see visual proof of testicular existence. It’s probably more obvious with them because many guys sit with their legs apart.
I even knew one guy who sat with his legs apart, had a male toe, and would constantly have his hand on it. I even avoid seeing anything below his neck with my peripheral vision now.
My comment is just referring to the plethora of unpleasant names that have been tossed around, when ours isn’t as funny looking as theirs.
That’s entirely different. A bathing suit is thinner material, and conforms to the body shape more easily. That’s sexy.
What disturbs me about the OP is the I can only imagine jeans having been trussed up by the belt loops for them to be, um, molded so.
I was going to answer this in detail, but it turned out to be entirely too much TMI for my blood - and it wasn’t even about me.
So I’ll just say: This is true (your comment).
I’d just like to lodge a complaint about a certain attitude that I’ve seen repeatedly in this thread: That female genitalia is ugly.
It is not ugly. It is beautiful. This is a scientific fact as verified by NASA. For those of you that mistrust science, it’s also in The Bible (Thou shalt ogle thy wife’s love muffin). That the she-taco is a lovely thing is beyond dispute.
I realize that I have little to back me up on this. After all, the coitus-clam is not really well-documented or photographed, especially in periodicals, nor in electronic media.
Um…thank you? Is this some kind of left-handed compliment? 
Anyway, I do think mine is beautiful.
I have to say that aesthetically, I much prefer the male parts to the female. Something about how it proudly waves in the air and proclaims ‘I am genitals, and I am here.’
I don’t recall anyone saying it is ugly. We just have interesting names for it. I must admit that few things, if any at all, are as awe inspiring as the sight of a freshly shaven bearded clam.
You’re a good man, tdn.
Also, you need the same
coffeetable book that I have. [SFW]
Sure, left hand, right hand, they both work. 
Ooo…touche…you got me good on that one.