I find camel toes and the guy equivalent thereof terribly unsexy. Wear the jeans nice and tight over that cute ass but I don’t want to be seeing any genitals unless I’m getting some. As a girl, whenever I see camel toe I get uncomfortable because it just looks really uncomfortable!
I saw a porn website devoted just to camel toes. I checked it out and only about 5 seconds of it was looking at camel toe and most of it was just plain sex.
The guy sitting next to me at work (who incidentally is laughing his ass off at this thread) says that there is a RateMyCamelToe.com web site. I can’t verify this since I am at work, but he seems pretty sure of it. He says that any of the guys on here who dig camel toes should give it a gander. I can’t imagine a web site like that. But this same guy gets all hysterical and laughs his ass off at RateMyPoo.com (fuckin nasty) so I am sure he was able to find just such a site. :rolleyes:
I need a new job.
I just wanted to say thank you so very much.
And on this, at least, we are in complete agreement.
(Although since I can’t in good conscience make any claim to Fabulousness, my shrine caters to the devoted following of nerdy gay boys who grew up in the 70’s and honors the triumvirate of Han Solo, Starbuck, and Buck Rogers, with devotional arias performed by ABBA).
All the references to clams, tacos, tuna, muffins, sugar walls, and camels are at least endearing on some level. But “meat curtains” has replaced “up to my nuts in some chick’s guts” as the most anti-erotic expression ever. “Bacon wings” is right up there, too.
“I am Genitals, the Destroyer of Worlds! Come closer to me so that I may tell you sweet secrets. Embrace me!”
Wait… y’all heard that too, right?
Hell, that turns me on. I don’t care what Kinsey said; I think appreciation of the high-beams is universal.
I wish. 
Aaand…zing! again!
Ok. No more calls, folks. We have a winner.
That you so much Sol. Everyone up here at my office now has a new favorite saying. That is fucking hilarious.
At this point isn’t it simply a clam?
Actually, it’s quite possible to be showing off ‘camel toes’ without knowing about it.
I tried on a pair of jeans one day, did the usual turning about to see how they looked…
…and from the front, it looked like Mick Jagger sticking his tounge out down there. :eek:
I spent about a minute trying to figure out the logistics of this: the jeans weren’t tight, they were very comfortable, I am not a large person, yet they made me look like the equivalent of a guy stuffing socks down his undies. Thick wool socks meant for size 16+ feet. 
Anyways. So yes, from personal experience, unless you think to look down, it’s quite easy to not notice.
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People are staring at me now. This is horrible…and priceless.
If I may dust off an old chestnut: cite?
Well we’ve got horrid names too… weiner, meat-and-two-veg, sprouts, bishop, monkey, bacon bazouka, spam javelin, baby’s arm, pink oboe, etc.
Only if the shaving has removed all the hair. It can be freshly shaven and still slightly bearded. I’m thinking of the landing strip sort of style some women use.
Pork and beans… Pork and Beans!!!
“Dust off an old chestnut”? Is that what it’s called these days? Back in my day, sonny-boy, we called it flogging the dolphin.
Don’t panties minimize the effect?
Unless of course she’s feeling REALLY casual and left 'em at home.
Welcome to the new millenium, grandpa. Nowadays, everything’s got to be dolphin safe.
Meat curtain. Hee hee. 
CLAMS GOT LEGS!!!
(Only fans of the old B.C. will get it)
A lady of color that I knew had a unique reference to herself:
Pink shutters on a brown house. 